Top 10 Most Ridiculous Jobs

HealthyCuriosity
6 min readFeb 19, 2021

Have you ever worked at a place where your boss wouldn’t notice if you did not show up for a month? Sounds like a dumb job, right? At one time, my job was to answer phone calls for a company that nobody was calling. And I thought it was the most pointless job ever. However, I later discovered that there are even ridiculous jobs that exist in the world. Hi guys! Welcome back to my YouTube channel, and in today’s article, I am going to tell you about the top ten most ridiculous jobs that I think should not even exist. But they exist and people get paid for such tasks. But before I start telling you about those jobs, make sure you subscribe to this channel and don’t forget to hit that bell icon, so you never miss any updates.

Number 10: Professional Paint Drying WATCHER

Imagine getting paid for watching paint dry. You don’t have to paint the walls and get dirty. Just stand in the center of the room and watch it dry. Sounds boring, right? Who would want to do this job? Well, Keith Jackson from the UK has been doing this for decades. For more than thirty years, this man has been working to assess the drying time in industrial paint.

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The most challenging part of his job? Well, he has to touch the paint to assess its tackiness. In an interview with the Daily Mail, Keith said, “people do laugh and find it amusing when I tell them what I do. It could be described as the most boring job in the world, but it is a very important one.” He also said, “watching paint dry sounds quite easy, but it can be stressful at times.”

Number 9: Lifeguard at the Swimming Pool at the Olympics

When we go to the beach, apart from seeing the beautiful sea, we also see lifeguards who are there to help save people from drowning. They help kids who forgot that they never learned how to swim before jumping into the water. Or sometimes they have to help old people who experience unexpected leg cramps. In simple words, they save people from drowning.

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Now, my question is, what exactly are they doing when the swimming pool is full of the best swimmers on the planet. Who thought it was a good idea to recruit lifeguards at the swimming pool at the Olympics? Even the Rio Games lifeguard Anderson Fertes thinks that they didn’t need him. He said, “I don’t think they’ll need us, but we’ll be on the lookout just in case.”

Number 8: Professional Snuggler

For most people, a teddy bear is enough. However, some need the company of a human being. And let me tell you that there are several organizations dedicated to providing snuggling services. So, if you are a person who is looking for a little affection in your life, you might want to contact them. One such organization is snugglebuddies.com. Would you like to work as a professional snuggler? Tell us in the comments below.

Number 7: Mall Santa Claus in Jerusalem

Working as Santa Claus who asks kids at malls what they want for Christmas. Sounds like a normal job, right? However, it sounds ridiculous when you are a Santa Claus in Jerusalem. And for those who don’t know, Jerusalem is a city claimed by Israelis as well as Palestinians as their capital. Most of the population in this city is not even supposed to celebrate the Christmas holiday.

Number 6: Professional Sleeper

Now, this is my dream job. There are several ways to make money while you sleep. For example, you could start affiliate marketing and after you have established your online business, you will be making money even when you are asleep. But this is a challenging task and will surely take some time before you start earning money.

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An easier way is to become a professional sleeper and you will actually get paid for just sleeping. Your tasks as a professional sleeper include testing mattresses, pillows, and quits, writing reports on room lighting, feelings, comfort, and noise disruption, and sometimes taking sleeping pills to remain still for art exhibitions. Or you might also serve as a scientific research subject. Here, it is worth mentioning that back in the year 2013, NASA paid volunteers 18,000 dollars to lie in bed for seventy days.

Number 5: Toll Booth Operator

If you are a person whose job includes traveling from one city to another, you regularly see toll booth operators and it seems like a normal job. However, have you ever wondered why in this age of technology we have not yet figured out a way to automate this process? Think about it, scientists could find a more efficient way to collect the buck fifty it costs to cross a bridge.

Number 4: Mattress Jumper

If you loved jumping on the bed during your childhood, you would most probably love this job. Yes! It is an actual job that involves training and paperwork.

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Now, if you are thinking about how much a mattress jumper earns, let me tell you that the Bureau of Labor Statistics classifies this job under the category of assemblers and fabricators. The average of assemblers and fabricators is around 15–20 dollars per hour.

Number 3: Baby Name Consultant

Giving birth to a baby is probably one of the most amazing feelings in the world. And most parents have already brainstormed a beautiful name for their child before the child is even born. However, if you cannot think of a good name and don’t want to read through those numerous books that contain endless lists of names, you can simply hire a baby name consultant!

Number 2: Nail Polish Namer

Essie Nail Polish, OPI Nail Lacquer, and Flora 1761 Nail Lacquer are some of the most popular nail polish brands. On the other hand, Dirty Slut, Chubby Cheeks, and Fiji Weejee Fawn are also the names of nail polishes. What do you think of these names? These names might look like odd and random choices. However, let me tell you that someone is being paid for brainstorming these unique names!

Number 1: Space Travel Agent

Travel agents can help you a lot! They can manage your whole trip, help you save money on hotel rent, and save your time, as well. Now, if you are tired of traveling to the same places on the same planet, why not travel to outer space? Although space travel is not quite popular right now, a trip to outer space guarantees amazing views that are out of this world.

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And if you are looking for someone to help you book your tickets for space travel, you can always contact a space travel agent. You might think of space tourism as a futuristic concept, it already has an established history. In fact, the Russian Space Agency has successfully facilitated orbital space tourism.

Let us know in the comments below which of these jobs would you like to do. Also, make sure to give this article a thumbs up and subscribe to our channel for more. Stay connected and see you in the next one!

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